Romance, LOL or *#%!&

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

What a better way to start a day! LOL, no?
I hv a dream last night. i dreamt that i was on a plane full of beautiful ladies. Can't guess whether they are beauty with brain or not, but they sure have curvy body 4 my eyes. Suddenly, the plane was in turbulent. Among us, there were 3 beauties - an white American, a french & a native Nigerian. Whilst everyone prayed for safety and god blessing, this is wat they did:
The American lady was putting on her make-up. Why? She said: Rescuers are human, too. They'll save beautiful lady first...
The french responded by loosening the front buttons exposing her bosom. Why? She replied: I agree tat rescuers are human, too. But, i think they wld be impressed by my beautiful breast n rescue me first.
The native Nigerian thought that these 2 beauties had no brain. She pulled down her pant and said: When a plane crashes, first thing rescuers do is to search for my BLACK BOX

LOL? No, then i guess i'll hear *#%!& from some of you. Well, as the Australian say: G'Day